Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I'M SOOOO TIRED... its only WEDNESDAY! mercredi...!!!! pourquoi!??? je suis plus fatigué, je ne veux pas étuder! hmm.. in other news.. im surviving really on God's providence..


This is your life, are you who you want to be
This is your life, are you who you want to be
This is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be
When the world was younger and you had everything to lose


wished i was 16 again.. wait maybe 18...

Thursday, March 06, 2008

A Psychologist walks into a bar...

Category: Psychology
Posted on: March 4, 2008 12:03 PM, by Steve Higgins

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"